sorry, not politically correct but I hope you will chuckle.
For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
And suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. ……….
And, for all my friends that aren’t American, but still speak English…. whether as your native tongue or not…. I’m guessing the following joke applies.
What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
Bilingual
What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
Trilingual
What do you call someone who speaks one language?
American
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